Stuff To Say In An Elevator
“The entirety of U2’s ‘Joshua Tree’ was written on a hayride.”
“Ham is a natural diuretic.”
“The first winter hats were made of wood.”
“Coca-Cola was originally used to power steam ships!”
“They’re giving free breast implants on 7.”
“Hark! The ‘Herald’ angels were just regular ol’ angels.”
“I danced with the manatees this weekend. It was sublime.”
“Well, the doodlebug man finally found out where I live.”
“I’ve got some homemade butterscotch on my desk if anyone’s interested. Oh, wait. Never mind. Those are my pants.”
“LOOK! NO HANDS! HAHAHA!”
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