Ted Travelstead is Trumpetcake, As I reflect back on 2011, I’d like to list a few of last year’s finest moments:

As I reflect back on 2011, I’d like to list a few of last year’s finest moments:

Successfully executed the “piñata full of bees” trick at my nemesis Randall’s birthday party.

Helped that goat through a difficult labor.

Gorged on seaweed with my buddy, Kip.

Day 70 of the Knitting Marathon. Fingers bloody, but a “good bloody.” ALL the penguins got sweaters!

Backstage lanyards to WHOREFEST!

Found a nickel.

Foiled a rodeo murder.

Shook hands with two Nancys in one evening.

Rescued Nana from the landfill.

Wheelies with Gregory.

Two trips to “Mint Land” with mom and Tor.

So many hats!

Petted that ram.

Rode shotgun with Arthur (FINALLY!)

Almost got my “Pope Machine” to work. (2012 is the year!)

M&M pigout with Sheila.